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To Live Doesnt Mean Youre Alive

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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ohyeselifresh:

Dear all thots.

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via lechopsuey)

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via cumfort)

adamyoungofficial:

Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…

Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?

Me:

Math teacher: Exactly.

*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*

Me: I win.

(via i-was-meant-to-be-a-warrior)

mythicalgummies:

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

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OH MY GOD

We’ve hit the 4th wall

(Source: hashtagugly, via i-was-meant-to-be-a-warrior)